There's a shitty club in Essex called the Pink Toothbrush that we used to go to all the time. It was called Croc's in the '70s and had a live crocodile in it.
Turns out they were a bit rascist as well as cruel to animals, as this flyer proves. But at least they had good bands playing there - and not just churning out the same dogshit indie music week after a week to a load of shirted, bloodthirsty maniacs drinking tins of £3.50 beer in a smelly shit hole. Picture pinched from my mate Daz's nothing funner blog. nothingfunner.blogspot.com